Don’t Panic?

27 Jul

Anyone who knows my story will know what a dilemma I faced tonight when Jamie rose from the sofa and made her way towards the kitchen and let out an almighty scream shouting OMG Sasha what have you got there? Followed by an even louder squeal as she jumped on the chair by the door shushing Sasha and telling her to leave whatever she had alone!

I got up and made me way to the door to be confronted by our cat tormenting a “FROG” on the kitchen floor…as I got to the door Jamie ‘shushed’ the cat again only managing to goz on me face while doing so? The cat was oblivious to all this poking and prodding its pray which by now was near the cupboards my dilemma was I had a wife going crazy on one side a cat going crazy on the other and I will NOT touch frogs so what to do?

Jamie was still shushing the cat away and it was like a wall of phlegm hitting me and hampering my thought process I quickly decided to fetch a shovel from outside and try scooping it up thinking if it jumped my way I would just drop the shovel. With shovel in hand I shooed the cat away from it pray and tentatively scooped up the frog and ran outside to tip it into the pond and watch it swim for cover…panic over!

I returned to the house as Jamie was getting down from her perch “brave girl” lol

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