Drinkin’ ’bout my baby…!

24 Apr
She yogi’ed we walked we had visitors…
Due date and Jamie’s will has all but disappeared, although what I will say is: she is THE bestest strongest mostest positive woman I have ever known and she rocks my world….why doesn’t our child want to meet her ? She is discharching plug like there’s no tomorrow but….
I don’t want to hug a plug?
OK no baby but when we walk all around Middlewich then stop at the Big Lock to replenish fluids I end up drunk…We text John (without doubt me bezzi) and he turned up to while away a….well a while?
If me wife leaves a phone on the table when I’ve had a…..and I walk all the way back to the pub and stand in the middle of that pub and call her phone and when a bloke answers it I take it from him (it was the landlord) then dash to catch me wife up but get talkin’ to a bloke Jamie just talked to and both of us end up at home in the sun….
We were planning tea when Karl and Karen turn up and I don’t mind admitting I was tipped up when they arrived….but I felt great! We had chicken and chips for tea and bread and butter fernominizzle
maybe baby tomorrow?

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