How clean is your house?

23 Jan

So Reagan is now fully mobile having mastered the art of crawling and can explore the whole house almost safely…! I say almost, because everyone was right, the level of nice stuff in the house is being raised every time Reagan reaches something and boy does she reach EVERYTHING! I wonder just how amazing everything is now for her because she can get to all the stuff that has surrounded her her whole life and have a darn (yes I did say darn!) good look at it all and find out how it feels and tastes.

We watch her explore the living room and she has a knack of finding the things you don’t want her to have but then you go over and take it off her and she screams as if to say “I found it dad, jeez, why do you always take the good shit off me?”

Then she crawls across the freshly hoovered floor stopping to gently pick up the ONLY bit of fluff or small stone  I missed with the hoover rolling it between her finger and thumb while studying it intently processing the information she is gaining by touch and sight and savours her prize. All this gives you just enough time to say “NO!” whilst dashing to her as her mouth opens intending to use her sense of taste on whatever it is, and take it off her making her scream again through frustration, but we can work on the screaming over the next few weeks!

We also need to work on house cleanliness and by that I am in no way saying it’s dirty but it’s just not good enough to just flick over the floor any more or not move furniture everytime we hoover because CSI Reagan will find it if you miss it. As for valuables put them away for a few years or say goodbye to them cage in the dangerous stuff and the rest scream NO! until she learns hahaha….!

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