Always been pretty regular apart from the odd occasion when a certain meal may have upset the equilibrium so to speak but the last few days have been a worry if I’m honest!
Every daily ache and pain has been intensified all the things I just accept as “getting old” made me think, fuck is this it, it’s this the sign, the final straw… me feet hurt, me knees hurt, I get piles, me back gives me jip, me shoulders ache, me teeth hurt, me eyes hurt, I get headaches ffs things hurt but I just get on with it, that’s just how it is, but when a new ailment occurs me mind goes “let’s have a party”!
Look for blood in your stool that’s a sure sign your going to die, but what if you can’t produce a stool what then? Do I strain and blow a valve, I am pretty certain blood will be there if I do that, but is that the sign or is that just piles?
Not one to moan or stress out others all this has been going through my head for days until today when I was finally relieved of my burden.
Not wanting to go into too much detail but the signs were good this morning and by mid afternoon I was as Tom Petty might say “Free Falling”. Six visits and the pains in me belly subsided and I immediately felt better.
No shit sherlock!
